Funny Questions, Silly Answers
Q What did God say after creating man?
A. I must be able to do better than that.
Q. How do men exercise on the beach?
A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.
Q. Why do men like smart women?
A. Opposites attract.
Q. How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Q. Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven?
A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed.Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.
Q. What do ceramic tile and men have in common?
A. If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for life!
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December 29th, 2006 at 8:58 am
Hi Guys/Gals,
I don’t find any interesting jokes.
And the navigation of the jokes is pathetic i mean just to read a joke on one topic we need to browse two webpages. And eventough we get into the page we would find either 1 or two jokes which are not at all interesting or humorous.
My suggestion is to have the jokes related to Elephant and Ant (Haati aur cheenti) and make the links more frendly.
Please dont mind, if I sound very harsh on this.
If all the jokes are at one place, its easy to have them print he he he.
Long way to go YgoY team.
Have a wonderful NEW YEAR 2007.
Best wishes.
M. Swastika